1
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Oh my god, come on, don't be a pussy.

2
00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:12,690
I haven't been fucked in so long. I'm
horny, you're here, let's just go.

3
00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:26,150
Um, I thought there was going to be two
beds.

4
00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:28,330
Sorry honey, that's all they had
available.

5
00:00:29,759 --> 00:00:33,280
Um, okay. I guess I'll sleep on the
couch then.

6
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No, don't be silly. You don't have to
sleep on the couch. You can sleep here.

7
00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,100
Really? But isn't that weird? You're my
stepmom.

8
00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:41,780
I don't think it's weird at all.

9
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Okay. Um, I guess not then.

10
00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,280
Okay, I'm going to go freshen up for bed
and I'll be back.

11
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Okay.

12
00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,720
I'm sorry. I have to pee really bad.

13
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Shouldn't you cover up?

14
00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:14,160
Don't be silly, honey. You've seen me
naked before.

15
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Um, okay. I'll be real quick.

16
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Oh, my God.

17
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Damn.

18
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Good

19
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night,

20
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sweetie.

21
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Oh, good night, Mom.

22
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Mm -hmm.

23
00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:01,150
Oh, shit.

24
00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:02,470
What are you doing?

25
00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:04,750
I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep.

26
00:02:06,130 --> 00:02:08,030
No worries. No need to be worried.

27
00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:09,310
It's just natural.

28
00:02:10,289 --> 00:02:15,090
Yeah, but you're my stepmom, and you're
going to tell my dad.

29
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I would never tell your dad.

30
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Whatever happens on our vacation.

31
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Yeah, but isn't that super weird,
though?

32
00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,730
I mean, I should have slept on the
couch. I'm sorry.

33
00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:27,350
No, it's not weird.

34
00:02:29,070 --> 00:02:32,470
Okay, I'll go back to sleep, I promise.
Don't tell Dad, okay?

35
00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:34,030
Never tell Dad.

36
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It's our secret.

37
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Whatever happens.

38
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What do you mean, whatever happens?

39
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I mean... What are you doing?

40
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It looks like you need some help. Just
helping you out.

41
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You're crazy. You're really dumb, Mom,
though.

42
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Yeah, I'm not your real mom.

43
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So...

44
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You're not going to tell dad.

45
00:03:01,510 --> 00:03:04,090
It'll be our little secret. Never tell
dad.

46
00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:07,190
Um, okay.

47
00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:16,470
Holy shit.

48
00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:21,670
Are you guys stuck in it?

49
00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:22,970
Yeah.

50
00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:24,730
Oh my god.

51
00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,540
Don't worry, whatever happens on our
little vacation is our secret.

52
00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,940
Are you sure?

53
00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:39,660
100%.

54
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,560
Bye. Bye.

55
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:04,040
So what happens on vacation stays on
vacation?

56
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,740
Exactly. No telling, Dad.